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    [家有Teen] 转载 给teenage 的忠告

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    发表于 2013-8-31 20:58:35 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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    MESSAGE TO MY TEENAGER ~ (author unknown)

    1. Yes, your freshman AND Sophomore years count towards your GPA for college entrance. Screw it up and you’ll work for crap wages your whole life.

    2. No means NO. In every possible circumstance.

    3. Join every sport, every club, every after school activity no matter what the cost. It’s cheaper than bail.

    4. Repeat after me: I am never in that much of a hurry…I am never in that much of a hurry. Now say that every time you get behind the wheel. It will save your life and that of your best friend in the seat next to you.

    5. Don’t do drugs or drink - it is so not worth the trouble.

    6. Don’t get a credit card. You earn it or you live without it.

    7. If I yell at you, it’s because I love you. And also, because you pissed me off. To avoid the latter, don't be an idiot. And don't disappoint me. More importantly, yourself.

    8. Make a vivid picture inside your head of every great moment of your childhood. You’ll need those to get through adulthood.

    9. Make snow angels as often as possible. Make a bucket list. Check it off!

    10. Stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves.

    11. Be always benevolent. Yes, that’s a word. Look it up.

    12. Call me for a ride even if you are so drunk you barely know my number. I’ll probably be mad for a while but I’ll respect you for calling and I won’t kill you. Riding with someone who is drinking will. (PS - remember #5?)

    13. Be a leader, not a follower. Unless you are following the kid with the highest GPA and (s)he is going to a study group, then by all means be a follower!

    14. Love your siblings, even when you don’t like them. Some day you will be trying to get them to take care of me in my old age. If they are mad at you, you are stuck with me.

    15. I’ve been there, done that on more things than you can imagine. I’m not stupid and I know what you are doing. I was once you (times ten).

    16. Work hard at everything you do. Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

    17. Cover it. (Enough said.)

    18. When I tell you to clean your room, do not point at my messy room and raise your eyebrows. I’m trying to raise you to be better than me.

    19. Learn to type; to budget; to spell correctly and to pray. All are equally important.

    20. Never be sedentary. Someday soon you will no longer be able to move like that. Enjoy it.
    发表于 2013-8-31 21:13:36 | 显示全部楼层
    我给翻译一下吧:

    MESSAGE TO MY小将〜 (作者不详)

    1。是的,你的大一和大二年高考计入你的GPA 。搞砸了,你会工作废话工资你的整个生活。

    2。不意味着没有。在一切可能的情况。

    3。加入每一个运动,每一个俱乐部,每一个放学后的活动不管是什么成本。它较便宜保释。

    4 。跟我重复一遍:我从来没有在这么多的匆忙......我从来没有在这么多匆忙。现在说,每次你后面的车轮。这将节省你的生活和你最好的朋友在旁边的座位给你。

    5 。不要做药物或饮料 - 这是太不值得的麻烦。

    6 。不要让信用卡。你赚或你生活离不开它。

    7。如果我骂你,那是因为我爱你。而且,因为你生气我。为了避免后者,也不是一个白痴。而且不要让我失望。更重要的是你自己。

    8。让你的脑袋里面的每一个伟大的时刻,你的童年的生动画面。您需要那些成年后获得通过。

    9。请尽可能多的雪天使。让一桶水列表。检查它关闭!

    10。对于那些谁不能站起来为自己站起来。

    11。总是仁慈的。是的,就是一个字。看它。

    12。一搭,即使你是喝醉了,你几乎不知道我的电话号码打电话给我。我大概是疯了一段时间,但我会尊重你打电话来,我不会杀你。骑马与谁喝的人。 ( PS - 第5记得吗?)

    13。一个领导者,而不是追随者。除非你是最高的GPA和他(她)一个研究小组,然后通过各种手段后,孩子是一个追随者!

    14。爱你的兄弟姐妹,甚至当你不喜欢他们。有一天你会试图让他们在我年老时照顾我。如果他们是疯了你,你被卡住了我。

    15。我一直在那里,这样做更多的事情比你能想象。我不傻,我知道你在做什么。我曾经是你(十倍) 。

    16。你所做的一切,努力工作。任何值得做,就值得做好。

    17。覆盖它。 (够了)说。

    18。当我告诉你打扫房间,不指向我凌乱的房间,并提高你的眉毛。我努力提高你比我更好。

    19。学习型预算;正确拼写和祈祷。是同样重要的。

    20。永远不要久坐。不久的将来,你将不再能够像你那样动。享受它。
    发表于 2013-8-31 21:26:33 | 显示全部楼层
    Cool.
    ee翻译得更酷。
     楼主| 发表于 2013-8-31 21:39:01 | 显示全部楼层
    太好了,以后有要翻译的就找你了
    发表于 2013-8-31 21:39:51 | 显示全部楼层
    只要我在线, 再长的帖子保证1分钟之内翻译好.
     楼主| 发表于 2013-8-31 21:50:02 | 显示全部楼层
    您怎么作到的?太牛了,
    发表于 2013-8-31 21:57:44 | 显示全部楼层
    著名的GOOGLE翻译啊, 翻译的又快又烂
     楼主| 发表于 2013-8-31 22:19:46 | 显示全部楼层
    可你这有快又准呀
    发表于 2013-8-31 22:22:22 | 显示全部楼层
    帮国内同学用google翻过毕业论文,发现特好使,再加以调整,相当完美。

    我自己都不好意思!
    发表于 2013-8-31 22:57:43 | 显示全部楼层
    嘻嘻,小e有天分啊!
    发表于 2013-8-31 23:07:13 | 显示全部楼层
    博士啊,那是!
    发表于 2013-9-2 08:28:27 | 显示全部楼层
     楼主| 发表于 2013-9-2 10:14:17 | 显示全部楼层
    我儿子中文老师让写作文,他偷懒用英文写五用googl翻译,差点没把我们笑死过去。
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